My wife asked me this morning if I'd ever read — really read — her Suave shampoo bottle. Turns out I hadn't. I mean, not really, anyway. And in that act of utter negligence, I had overlooked an amazing claim that Suave makes about their product:
Cleans and conditions hair in one simple step — for less than more expensive brands.
That's funny stuff, or at least funnier than less funny stuff.
(Thanks, Amy, for keeping our marriage light-hearted. And full of extra body and shine.)